Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Mind Your Language

Pertama kali gua ‘officially’ belajar bahasa Inggris tuh pas gua kelas 3 SD.... ikutan ngeles di salah satu tempat les ternama di kota Bandung. Abis dari situ, selain pelajaran di sekola, gua juga sering loncat2 tempat les, iseng2 ikut temen, atau cuma coba2 doang biar dapet temen baru. Gua tuh bersyukur banget that my parents realize the importance of learning English at an early stage…. Coba kalo sekarang baru disuruh belajar, ya susah lah! 

Selain pelajaran di sekola dan juga di tempat les, ada hal2 lain yang membantu gua untuk belajar Inggris. Dulu tuh mami gua sering rental video sinetron Singapore….. nah itu sinetron kan ngomongnya Mandarin, dan subtitlenya Inggris. Dua2nya gua gak ngerti, jadi gua hampir tiap kalimat nanya mami gua ”Ma, itu ngomong apa sih? Apa artinya?” Untung mami gua orangnya sabar, semuanya dijawab, padahal gue sih paling sebel tuh kalo lagi nonton seru ada orang yang nanya gitu hehehe. Lama2 karena gua udah sering nonton, jadi belajar banyak vocab juga dari situ tuh.

Terus juga mungkin karena pengaruh pergaulan, pas jaman2 SMP / SMA tuh temen2 maen gua pada dengernya lagu berbahasa Inggris, nontonnya film2 Hollywood (ya iya lah, masa Bollywood hahaha), nonton acara TV juga yang western2 gitu. Gue inget banget group main gua tuh punya yang namanya ”buku lagu”.... isinya lyrics2 lagu yang kita suka, ditulis rapi2, trus dihias2 gitu...... (i know, it sounds ridiculous now). Since dulu blom ada internet, ya kita dengerin lagunya berulang2 trus cari tau sendiri tuh lyricsnya apa.... hebat kan? Hehehe.....

Abis itu masuklah jaman internet....... di rumah gua mulai berlangganan internet pas koko gua pergi ke Amrik taon 1995. Untuk mempermudah komunikasi, ya kita langganan internet biar bisa email2an. Maklum jaman dulu blom ada msn dkk.... handphone aja blom ada bok!. Berkat si internet itu ya otomatis Inggris gua jadi lebih berkembang lagi. (emang bunga ya bisa ngembang? :P)

Then I left home for Singapore and the adventure continues..... pertama kali ikutan lecture, trus baca textbooknya yang banyak pake terms2 gak jelas yang blom pernah denger sebelomnya….. mau mati rasanya!!! Lecturernya tuh demen banget bilang “this is very simple….” Tiap kali dia bilang begitu, rasanya udah mau maju tonjokin muka dia rame2 hahahaha. But anyway I survived 4 years of torture there haha.

Trus gua juga sempet tinggal di Melbourne for 1 ½ years when I was pursuing my masters degree. Di sana orang2 ngomong Inggrisnya beda lagi….. so I become more appreciative of the different accents that people have.

Abis Melbourne, 我去北京学汉语….. dan ternyata di sana selain belajar Mandarin, Inggris gua juga further improve, since temen2 sekelas banyak bule, dan karena kita sama2 baru belajar Mandarin ya otomatis the common language is English……

Dan sekarang, gue kerja di regional office Asia Pacific. Di kerjaan gue yang ini gue tuh harus interact with 2 levels of people…… di satu sisi itu 15 negara di Asia Pacific, mulai dari Australia sampe India. Nah lu tau sendiri kan for most of the countries, English is not their primary language. Kadang2 gua kalo terima email atau report dari mereka harus cengo dulu beberapa saat, dibaca berulang2, baru deh ngerti apa maksudnya…. 
Apalagi kalo diajak ngomong di telpon…… puyeng puyeng dahhh..... @_@

On the other side, I have to deal with the other region’s people (for full story click here).

Nah, apakah inti dari semua cerita ini? Sebenernya sih gua tuh mau nulis tentang common spelling mistakes that people make in writing English...... bukannya gua sombong atau apa ya, tapi kan kalo nulisnya salah ntar malu sendiri loh….. kalo orang bule ngomong indo ngaco2 juga kita ketawain kan….. :P

Anyway, EHMMM!!! Perhatian anak2! Sekarang kita mulai pelajaran Bahasa Inggris bersama saya, Mister Stefan. 

Here are the top 4 most common spelling mistake that I see everyday :

1. Deadline – dateline 
Yang bener tuh deadline, yang artinya “the time by which something must be finished or submitted”. Dateline juga sebenernya ada, tapi artinya beda dan jarang banget dipake (“a line giving the place of origin and usually the date of a news dispatch or the like”) 

2. Getaway - gateaway - gateway
Ini sering dipake kalo orang lagi stress, trus bilang “I need a quick getaway!” (a place where one escapes for relaxation, vacation, etc., or a period of time for such recreation).
Gateaway is not a valid English word, and gateway means “an entrance or passage that may be closed by a gate”. Coincidentally, gedung tempat kerja gua sekarang namanya “The Gateway” hehehe.

3. Rollout - role out
Ini sih gua baru sering denger pas di kerjaan yang sekarang. Gue udah mention kan kerjaan gua tuh di regional office. Jadi tiap kali ada instruction dari global office, salah satu tugas kita tuh harus menyebarluaskan informasi ke 15 negara di Asia Pacific. Nah, rollout ini artinya “the introduction or inauguration of a new product or service, as by an advertising campaign, public announcement, or exhibition”. 
Cuma orang2 tuh suka salah tulis jadi roleout, which is an invalid word…… doesn’t exist in the dictionary. Yang satu ini sih boss gue yang orang UK aja sering salah..... apalagi kita2 ya??? :P

4. Eventhough - eventough
Nah kalo yang ini sih semua tau dong artinya? Bahasa Indonya sih “walaupun”. Common mistake ya kurang pake “H”, which again is an invalid word. Well, I do have to admit I still do make this mistake a lot :P

OK deh sekian dulu pelajaran kali ini. Waktunya pulaaaanggg! (ketauan deh ngeblog di kantor.... hihihi)

P.S : all definitions are taken from dictionary.com

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

APHRODITE

The petite pop princess from down under is back! The latest offering from Kylie is an album titled Aphrodite, referring to the Greek Goddess of love, beauty, and sexuality (which perfectly describes Kylie as a performer).

Some artists, like Christina Aguilera, or Madonna, always tries to venture into new territory by changing the genre of music they offer. Kylie, on the other hand,  decided to follow a tried and tested formula. The album is essentially Kylie..... all her songs are similar in nature, with heavy beats, catchy lyrics, and campy dance moves. Not much difference from all her previous albums. But that doesn't mean a bad thing. Sometimes all we need are happy songs that just makes us wanna dance :)

Even though she's now 42 years old, but she's still the same little girl at heart who just want to have some fun. On the song 'Aphrodite', she sings "I'm fierce and I'm feeling mighty, dontcha mess with me, you don't want to fight me". Well the lyrics might say fierce, but with her voice, it just feels like a little girl singing in front of a mirror :P
Or, in Simon Cowell's words : "it's like a kitten trying to be a tigress"

Well, as far as I'm concerned, I'm still a big fan. She will definitely follow this album with a tour (as with her previous albums), and I'm hoping I can get a chance to watch one of her concerts. I have some of her concert DVDs and it looks really really fun. She doesn't necessarily have the greatest voice in the world, but to me, she's a true entertainer.


Friday, July 2, 2010

SINGAPURA

Terinspirasi oleh blog posting ini (click here), dan juga karena jumat sore2 hujan2 begini gue lagi kagak ada kerjaan di kantor, mendingan gue ngeblog aja deh hahaha.

Berikut ini adalah observasi gue setelah lebih dari 10 tahun tinggal di little red dot on the map, a.k.a Singapore. Moga2 berguna untuk teman2 yang belum pernah ke sini dan ada rencana untuk datang.

1. Tisu untuk ‘chop’ tempat
Turis2 yang ke sini biasanya paling kaget sama hal yang satu ini. Jadi kalo di Singapore tuh udah kebiasaan semua orang bawa tisu paket sendiri. Tujuannya tuh buat nge-chop (nge-tag / nandain) tempat, biasanya sih di foodcourt.

Jadi kalau ke foodcourt liat di meja ada tisu, jangan sembarangan diambil ya. Itu tandanya udah ada orang yang mau duduk di situ, tapi dia lagi beli makanannya.

Ini pula penyebabnya kenapa tukang jualan makanan di sini jarang yang kasih tisu gratis. Lha wong semua orang udah bawa sendiri hehehe.

Sebenernya sih gak usah pakai tisu, kadang2 suka ada orang yang nandain pake barang aneh2, kayak payung, koran, document2, dan lain sebagainya. Pokoknya kalo ada barang di meja selain piring bekas, itu tandanya ada orang yang udah mau duduk di situ.


2. It’s OK to wears shorts and slippers everywhere
The main reason for this ya karena di sini tuh panassss dan humid banget. Jadi naturally orang2 pada males dandan rapi2…… the national costume for guys on weekends is t-shirt / polo shirt + shorts / bermudas, dan sendal jepit. Ya tapi at least di sini sendal jepitnya bukan merk swallow, tapi havaianas, atau crocs :P

Mau ke pantai keq, mau ke mall keq, bahkan ke gereja pun kostumnya sama. Kadang2 ya bosen juga, tapi it’s just too damn hot to wear anything else. Lagian kalo lu rapi sendiri, ntar jadi saltum dong :P


3. Jangan lupa bawa payung
Kalau di negara bule ada 4 musim, di Singapore juga gak kalah loh…… 4 musim di sini itu adalah hot, very hot, raining, and raining like there’s no tomorrow. Hehehe….

Maklum lah namanya juga negara tropis…. Kalo lagi hujan di sini tuh bisa heboh banget, lengkap dengan thunder and lightning (di Indo juga sih). Makanya penting untuk kita2 kalo pergi2 bawa payung. Biasanya sih bawa payung lipet aja, jadi bisa dimasukin tas. Gak perlu sampe bawa2 payung golf gitu loh.

Walaupun orang banyak bilang “di Singapore kan semuanya ada underground pass”….. well, that’s not really true. Contohnya tuh mall Paragon yang ada di Orchard Road. Walaupun itu termasuk mall prestigius, dan letaknya percis sebrangnya Ngee Ann City / Takashimaya, tapi tetep tuh kagak ada sambungan bawah tanah ke mana2. Ya kecuali kalo lu nyetir, ceritanya udah beda hehe.


4. Di dalam rumah nyeker
Satu lagi kebiasaan orang Singapore yang beda sama Indo. Kalau di Indo biasa di rumah semua orang pakai sendal...... nah kalau di sini kebanyakan tuh gak pake apa2 alias nyeker. Mungkin alesannya karena kalau pake sendal lantainya lebih cepet kotor, dan kebanyakan orang sini gak ada waktu untuk bersihin rumahnya setiap hari.

Jadi kalau bertamu ke rumah orang di sini, jangan lupa copot sepatu begitu sampai di dalam rumah. Jangan dicopot di luar ya, ntar ilang :P


5. SALE
Jangan terjebak dengan kata2 SALE di sini. Yang namanya sale tuh banyak banget deh di Singapore….. mulai dari chinese new year sale (around jan / feb), trus ada mid year sale (may), trus Great Singapore Sale (juni / juli), national day sale (august), end of season sale (oktober), dan christmas / year end sale (november / desember). So, it’s practically SALE all year long! Jadi kalau misalnya pengen barang tapi gak butuh2 banget, tungguin aja sampe SALE baru beli hehe.

Lagian ada beberapa toko yang dari dulu sampe skrg tulisannya closing down saleeee mlulu, tapi kagak tutup2. Mungkin yang punya toko mikir kan turis paling cuma 1 atau 2 hari di sini, mana tau kalo tokonya gak jadi close down hehehe.

Nah sekian dulu ya tips2 untuk edisi kali ini.
So, next time you’re coming this way….. contact2 ya.... :)

Monday, June 28, 2010

Guess The Songs! #2

Oh my life…. Is changing everyday, in every possible way

It’s not a war, no it’s not a rapture
I’m just a person, but you can’t take it
Ignorance is your new best friend….

Maybe that’s what happens when a tornado meet a volcano

Do you know what’s worth fighting for? When it’s not worth dying for?
Does it take your breath away, and you feel yourself suffocating?
Does the pain weigh out the pride? And you look for a place to hide? You’re in ruins….

And you just wanna help, not sure where to start, so you close your eyes and send up a prayer into the dark

‘Till all my sleeves are stained red
From all the truth that I’ve said
Tell me what you want to hear
Something that were like those years
I’m sick of all the insincere

Open your eyes like I opened mine
It’s only the real world
A life you will never know
Shifting your weight to throw off the pain
Well you can ignore it
But only for so long

How about a round of applause? A standing ovation?

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Separated at birth?








Celest Chong, Singaporean actress







Shay Mitchell, Canadian
(currently seen on Pretty Little Liars)





By the way, I must say, I'm now hooked on Pretty Little Liars..... can you keep a secret, bitches? -A- 


Tuesday, June 22, 2010

BIONIC

Sex sells. Everybody knows that (e.g : Ariel Peterporn - Luna Maya - Cut Tari), including a certain girl named Christina Aguilera. The diva, better known as Xtina (or Jeng Tina to some people), has just released her newest album, BIONIC. 

Right from the first single (Not Myself Tonight), it's very clear what the flavor of the album is. Try to count how many times the word bitch comes up in the album, and I bet you will lost count by the 3rd song.

After a rather mild foray into the jazz world in her previous album Back to Basics, and having a child after that, the dirrrty girl is back to her original self. You would think that having a family would tame a girl down, but apparently that is not the case for Xtina. I wonder if she will allow her children to see her videos and performance when they grow up.

Xtina : "Look baby..... here's mommy in a catsuit straddling a half naked naughty boy..... and here's when mommy performs with a flashing heart sign at my c**t." 

Well, as long as I'm concerned, it's her choice, but I have to admit, I'm still a big fan. No matter what genre of music she's singing, there is no doubt about the distinctive quality of her voice. 

There's a lot of people out there who compares her with Lady Gaga, and both sides insist that one is a copycat of the other. Oh come on, grow up! The world is big enough for both of you! I personally don't really care if they are wearing the same clothes or go to the same hairdresser..... I enjoy them both! Gaga is all about theatrics, but she certainly does not have Xtina's big pipes. 

One of the most interesting song in the album is Vanity. With lyrics like this, you can listen to this when you need a little boost of self confidence :P


I'm not cocky
I just love myself, bitch

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fliest bitch of them all?
Never mind, I am
That bitch is so fucking pretty
Yeah I am
If I were her, I would kiss me (muah!)
Hey

Mirror mirror on the wall
Hear the prince charming, tell him give me a call
Never mind, screw him
Cause I found somebody better
Never mind, screw him
I make myself so much wetter (wetter, wetter)

Everyday I see myself
I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got shit on me
I'm the best for sure (I should be l'amour)

V is for Vanity
Everytime I look at me
I turn myself on yeah
I turn myself on yeah
V is for Vanity (what)
Thank you Mum and Daddy cause
I turn myself on yeah (yeah)
I turn myself on yeah

Get into it

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the sexiest of them all?
Never mind I am (I am)
Oh, she's so hot and sexy
Yeah I am (that's right)
No-no-no wonder she's cocky, ow, huh

Mirror mirror on the wall
They call me stuck up, but I'm not at all
Never mind, I am (I am)
It's not my fault I'm the shit
Yeah I am
I am, and I'm a bad ass bitch, hey

Everyday I see myself
I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got shit on me
I'm the best for sure (are you ready for me?)

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fliest of them all?
It's me, bow down, get on your knees

Where's my queens?
Who ain't supreme?
Let me hear you scream
Whoa, oh

And they make you see lips on
Going strong
Let us not forget
Who owns the throne?
(You do mummy)


Saturday, June 12, 2010

Guess The Songs!

After all the things that happened this week..... sometimes the system goes on a blink and the whole thing turns out wrong.


Well I guess I'm trying to be nonchalant about it, but in reality I'm slowly losing my mind... underneath the guise of smile, gradually I'm dying inside.


Can someone tell me what is this thing that I feel like I'm missing, and why can't I let it go?

I had a dream my life would be so different from the hell I'm living, so different now from what it seemed. Now life has killed the dream I dreamed....


Somebody take me back to the days, before this was a job, before I got paid...... before it ever mattered what I had in my bank.....


I wanna be a billionaire so f**king bad....



I tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. I had to fall to lose it all.


So much for my happy ending.

I know I shouldn't be complaining and instead should be grateful for all the things that I have, but even heroes have the right to bleed.


I think I'm moving but I go nowhere....
You start to wonder why you're here, not there?
Can you see what I see?


I have no concept of time other than it is flying....
All I really want is some patience, a way to calm the angry voice
All I really want is some peace man, a way to find a common ground
And all I really want is a wavelength
All I really want is some comfort, a way to get my hands untied
All I really want is some justice.

Oh enough about all that! It's time to be a big girl boy now, and big girls boys don't cry....

The first person who can guess all the songs right will get a surprise gift from me =P