BIONIC

Sex sells. Everybody knows that (e.g : Ariel Peterporn - Luna Maya - Cut Tari), including a certain girl named Christina Aguilera. The diva, better known as Xtina (or Jeng Tina to some people), has just released her newest album, BIONIC. 

Right from the first single (Not Myself Tonight), it's very clear what the flavor of the album is. Try to count how many times the word bitch comes up in the album, and I bet you will lost count by the 3rd song.

After a rather mild foray into the jazz world in her previous album Back to Basics, and having a child after that, the dirrrty girl is back to her original self. You would think that having a family would tame a girl down, but apparently that is not the case for Xtina. I wonder if she will allow her children to see her videos and performance when they grow up.

Xtina : "Look baby..... here's mommy in a catsuit straddling a half naked naughty boy..... and here's when mommy performs with a flashing heart sign at my c**t." 

Well, as long as I'm concerned, it's her choice, but I have to admit, I'm still a big fan. No matter what genre of music she's singing, there is no doubt about the distinctive quality of her voice. 

There's a lot of people out there who compares her with Lady Gaga, and both sides insist that one is a copycat of the other. Oh come on, grow up! The world is big enough for both of you! I personally don't really care if they are wearing the same clothes or go to the same hairdresser..... I enjoy them both! Gaga is all about theatrics, but she certainly does not have Xtina's big pipes. 

One of the most interesting song in the album is Vanity. With lyrics like this, you can listen to this when you need a little boost of self confidence :P

I'm not cocky
I just love myself, bitch

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fliest bitch of them all?
Never mind, I am
That bitch is so fucking pretty
Yeah I am
If I were her, I would kiss me (muah!)
Hey

Mirror mirror on the wall
Hear the prince charming, tell him give me a call
Never mind, screw him
Cause I found somebody better
Never mind, screw him
I make myself so much wetter (wetter, wetter)

Everyday I see myself
I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got shit on me
I'm the best for sure (I should be l'amour)

V is for Vanity
Everytime I look at me
I turn myself on yeah
I turn myself on yeah
V is for Vanity (what)
Thank you Mum and Daddy cause
I turn myself on yeah (yeah)
I turn myself on yeah

Get into it

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the sexiest of them all?
Never mind I am (I am)
Oh, she's so hot and sexy
Yeah I am (that's right)
No-no-no wonder she's cocky, ow, huh

Mirror mirror on the wall
They call me stuck up, but I'm not at all
Never mind, I am (I am)
It's not my fault I'm the shit
Yeah I am
I am, and I'm a bad ass bitch, hey

Everyday I see myself
I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got shit on me
I'm the best for sure (are you ready for me?)

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fliest of them all?
It's me, bow down, get on your knees

Where's my queens?
Who ain't supreme?
Let me hear you scream
Whoa, oh

And they make you see lips on
Going strong
Let us not forget
Who owns the throne?
(You do mummy)